"they’re your family you have to love them"
nothing feels better than winning monopoly. not love. not sex. not free pizza. nothing
I’m sorry, have you tried pizza…?
yes and it doesn’t compare to owning half the board and watching the light die from your friends eyes as you take their money and feel your friendship slowly deteriorate
i like you
i would take naps in forests every day if bugs didnt exist
*flirting* so what fruit do you have in your town